BAMboozled

We combat the world's stereotypes and accusations against youth and the media with our writings and art.
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Harlem

At one

point

Frodo must have looked back

on the Shire

on Bree

on the edge of Hobbitown

and thought “Man,

I am far from home.

I am on the crest of a fucking mountain.”

Home is where the heart is.

We keep the memories of Mary and the lamb,

Mother by the fire as we clung by our mouths to the bottle.

I hear Mr. Romney used to hit people.

His political futurehead would detach

“Don’t Step Over The White Lines!”

and they would fall to the floor

with red rhododendrons on their cheeks.

Soul Vocals are rising up on the tide.

Harlem from the distance is an egg custard.

Its thick shell rises up around a depth of gold

The gold glow of community

Comfortably nestled in the warm night

By thousands of skyscrapers and fortifications.

“Do you know what it would mean if we lost Harlem?”

President Obama was frantic on the phone.

We lost Harlem anyway;

a second term in the sunlight

could not stop the watchful Golden Eyes of Mitt Romney.

Harlem was safe in the realm of its art

Not the rebellious Harlem of yore

The one of freaky jazz and women dancing

On tables in the templates of fine loft restaurants.

It was a far cry from the rudimentary Haarlems of yore.

It was thousands of fierce eyes preparing for battle.

Do you know what a battle could be?

On these streets illuminated by glowing neon signs

An electric flash can rapidly illuminate the silhouette of a street fighter.

The hulking silhouettes

Of villains heading home for the night.

There was a casino-like air to these apartments

As thin as shotgun houses but decked out in red velvet.

They were thick with the smell of cigarettes

And the sound of Ragtime.

I’m High and Listening to SEXXX DWARF! This slap Kills! Soft Cell Only On 106.Never!

A skull nestled snug from the rain inside an alien lighthouse, and PIRATES WILL CONQUER (presumably accompanied by a clap of lightning).

Fuck Mr. Romney He is a Bumbled Ass! Hit Me Up for a Link to a Link to a Link to a Manual Salesman of Tijuana Bible Dealers.

Puta Madre (a sombrero-eyed robot in cold rainpaved stone)

At the base is a pile of skulls and crossbones,

piss,

cigarettes,

rain-soaked Pamphlets dropped by those peaceful planes in the sky.

Red searchlights peruse the claustrophobic ruins of the City

skulking between old archways and unused boulders

piercing ancient carvings and making them shine with crimson.

Here are Four Different Siren Sounds:

WiuWiuWiuWiuWiuWiuWiuWiuWiu…

weooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnss…

keokeoklangkekeokeoklangkekeokeoklang…

hoptiuuhoptiuuhoptiuuhoptiuu

I could hear each in the night.

One was a red trill of urgency on wings.

One was the low tremor of an airship.

One was the frantic sound of a tragic fire engine.

One was for night delivery.

I gingerly placed my hand on the grime

Wiped away the filth like hardened tears

and read the accounts of the hardened culture.

— Daniel B. 

Three Journal Entries from three days spent in the Wilderness without Food

Journal Entry 1

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

I arrived at the spot to find it unsuitable for sleeping because of the large numbers of thistle growing thereabouts.  Found a small beach near a curve in the stream to place my bed-roll.

It is lunch time and all I can thank about is food.  This could be awful.  I am very hungry after the hike.  Attempted quashing my hunger by drinking quart of water.  Didn’t work.  Right away I feel lonely like I cannot do this.  Have decided to take a long walk up the stream bed to explore and take my mind off things.  My sundial indicates it is about 3pm.

It is about 5pm and I have returned.  My walk I noted numerous wild creatures. I will keep a log with some sketches.

Wildlife Log

4 tan colored lizards living in the cliff face along the river.  Several rainbows trout!  This river is very cold with significant shade making it ideal for trout and salmon.

In the evening about bats emerged from some crevice unknown to me and flitted about the river eating bugs.  Feeding started at 7:45 and ended at approximately 8at least according to my sundial.

They could also be sparrows or starlings.

Flora

Hundreds of century plants line the cliff face.  Stream is lined with thick bushes and grasses making navigation up and down irksome.  Small deciduous trees live here all the old growth burnt in the fire.  Even a few of the century plants are charred.

River bed is very healthy looking and contains a variety of grasses and mosses.

Journal Entry 2

Tuesday, April 3rd , 2012

Awakened at first light but stayed in the sleeping bag as there was nothing better to do.  When the sun climbed over the canyon the sundial indicated approximately 10a m.  As I lie in bed there are a number of interesting activities occurring nearby.

Walked to century plant and tied piece of tape.  I feel very hungry now all I can think about is food, drinking quart of water with entire lemon worth of juice to alleviate hunger.  This time it seems to be working.

Wildlife Log

Awake to find about 200 winged insects pacing the ground about my bed-roll.  I don’t know what they are, but they seem to have gathered here to mate.  here is a pen sketch (sorry I couldn’t include sketch).

Later I noticed a small turtle in the shallows near my bed roll.  When I went to tie the tape it moved away here is a pen sketch (once again I’m sorry).  The shell was dark brown with a light brown crisscrossed pattern of lines.  Underbelly is a light green.

Flies are extremely pesky!!!

I noticed a number of white and yellow butterflies.

Hunger returned with a vengeance a round lunch time.

approximately 1-2pm drank quart of water.  Feeling much better.  There are very large number of jet liners that have been passing overhead.  It seems there is a major flight path.  Are they servicing LA or Santa Barbara.

Startled a green snake with a yellow stripe in a stand of bushes.  It slithered away.

Saw an orange butterfly with black outlining its wings.

Honeybees are pollinating a tree along the river.  The tree is giving off a strange burnt odor.  Sketch of tree branch (sorry).

I feel like I am witnessing a spring awakening.  Everything is mating or being pollinated.  There are even little minnows swimming in the stream.

Jesus Fuck!! These flies are annoying!

Rainbow trout is swimming in the pool nearby my bedroll.

Journal Entry 3

Wednesday, April 4th, 2012

I was awakened today by the wind.  It was early in the morning, the Sun had not yet risen.  I don’t think I have ever been disturbed more by the wind before.  Suffice it to say that I could not get a second more of sleep and was forced to lie in my sleeping bag and listen to its ominous howling.  It didn’t die down till approximately 10am.

When I awoke I was in a severely weakened state.  I drank a quart of water but this did not seem to help things.  When I went to put up a new flag I noticed a bag of emergency food sitting on a log.  It was all I could  do not to devour it on the spot.  Now all I can think of is food!  Great feasts and bounties, that never end! Perhaps I shall right a story about this.

Wildlife Log

Spotted ten juvenile trout swimming in a kind of school near my camp.  Noticed a number of aquatic beetles that borrow in the sediment and river grass.  I still can confirm that the avians that feed on bugs are in fact bats.

Spotted a pair of chipmunks or squirrels chasing each other high up the side of s stepp hill they are no more than a quarter of a foot in length and probably only weigh less than a pound.

The wind this morning seems to have broken a number of branches clogging the stream at various places.  Oh curse the terrible wind!

— Reilly

A Poem of Addiction

I am addicted to jade dust                   sun dust and moon dust

also crusty flaky pie crust.

I am addicted to the love of goosefishes*                                                                                                                                 and of course, magical wishes                                                                                                                                                 and those porcelain little dishes.

I am addicted to good stories

where I can forget all my worries                                                                                                                                                      and interesting history mysteries.

I am addicted to good daggers                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         friendly to apple cider                                 and chocolates, sweet and bitter.

I am addicted to waterfalls                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          trilling, sweet, birdcalls                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  and the golden leaves of fall.

I am addicted to  innocence                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     beautiful things’ brilliance                              and  intoxicating remembrance.

And of course, beautiful, glorious, life.

* Goosefish: Fishes that live in the deep sea. The female have a blue light that attracts the male, and when, under the deep, wide, sea,they finally find each other, the male would be in a near-death situation, too weak to live on its own. The female would swallow the male, and the male would live off  the female, and the two fishes would stay together, for the rest of their lives. As someone from BAM said, the love of goosefishes exactly describes human marriage.

— Angela

to the boy who flies on the wind -

you never intended to stay, whether you knew it or not.
the sky was always,
always bright with the color of possibilities, the
tropical scent of catching,
catching sunlight with your wings.

i didn’t lose you between here and the ocean.
i was your breeze.

though the bitter after taste of our anticipated honeymoon has lasted,
you
still fly by my momentum.

the clouds were never too sultry for your tongue because
you never could see romance in the movement
only in your destination.

you don’t know it yet, but
the boy who flies too high loses his wings.

someday,
i hope you learn the grace of the rippling waves of air around
you,
and i will be your repelling force -

fly home.

— Karin

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